A CONVERSTAION BETWEEN OUR TWO NEW HEROES

JASPER: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CONSTANCE: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
CONSTANCE: SURPRISE
CONSTANCE: I'M PREGNATN
CONSTANCE: PREGNANT
CONSTANCE: WITH YOUR BABBBY
CONSTANCE: WHAT DO YOU WNATN TO NAME
CONSTANCE: THE HCILD
JASPER: OH MY GOD CONSTANCE
JASPER: THIS IS SUCH A COINCIDENCE
JASPER: BECAUSE IM PREGNAT
JASPER: WITH TWINS OF YOUR DOING
CONSTANCE: OH GOD
CONSTANCE: CAN WE HAVE THREE BABEIS
JASPER: NOW WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH THREE MATCHING NAMES
CONSTANCE: CAN WE DO THIS
JASPER: THIS IS ADMITTEDLY QUITE A LEAP FROM THE PREVIOUS ZERO BABIES
CONSTANCE: ESPECIALLY BECAUSE..........I'VE BECOME A COCAINE ADDICT
JASPER: COCAINE
JASPER: WHAT A PRETTY NAME FOR A GIRL
JASPER: I'M CALLING ONE OF THEMTHAT
CONSTANCE: JASPER
CONSTANCE: THAT'S INAPPRORPIATE
JASPER: OH MY GOD
JASPER: ANOTHER BRILLIANT NAME
JASPER: COCAINE and INAPPORPRIATE
JASPER: FOR OUR BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
CONSTANCE: JASPER!!!!
CONSTANCE: THAT'S UNETHICAL
JASPER: CONSTANCE YOU ARE ON A ROLL
JASPER: WHICH GIVES ME AN IDEA
JASPER: OUR THIRD CHILD WILL BE NAMED
JASPER: ROLL
CONSTANCE: INAPPORPRIATE COCAINE ROLL
JASPER: YES
CONSTANCE: MATTEI
CONSTANCE: I WANT A DICVORCCE
JASPER: THEY WILL NEVER BE MADE FUN OF IN SHCOOL AT ALL
JASPER: WELL TOO BAD
JASPER: I WANT
JASPER: TO PORPOSE
JASPER: CONSTANCE
JASPER: WILL YOU MARRY ME
CONSTANCE: OMG
CONSTANCE: I DO
CONSTANCE: AND NOW
CONSTANCE: I AM DIVORCING YOIU
JASPER: NOW I AM AN ALCOHOLIC
CONSTANCE: ALSO I PUT SARAN WRAP OVER YOUR TOILET
JASPER: CONSTANCE
JASPER: I
JASPER: HAVE
JASPER: CANCER
CONSTANCE: OH GOD
CONSTANCE: THAT'S SO WEIRD
CONSTANCE: BECAUSE I GOT IN A HORRIBLE CAR WRECK
CONSTANCE: AND I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT
JASPER: OMG
JASPER: DYING BROS
JASPER: HI5
CONSTANCE: I WOULD BUT I'M DYING :(
JASPER: THE TRUE TRAGEDY OF DEATH
CONSTANCE: I JUST HOPE THEY CAN SAVE OUR CHILDREN
JASPER: NAHH
JASPER: I PASSED THE CANCER TO THEM
JASPER: AND THEY WERE IN THE CAR WITH YOU
JASPER: AND THEY WERE PREGNANT
CONSTANCE: CAN'T YOU AT LEAST BE COMFORTING WHILE I'M DYING!!
JASPER: NO I CAN'T CONSTANCE BECAUSE YOU SEE
JASPER: WE
JASPER: ARE SISTER
CONSTANCE: OMG
CONSTANCE: WELL I HAVE A CONFESION TO MAKE
CONSTANCE: I'M YOUR UNCLE
JASPER: OH MY GOD
JASPER: DADDY!!
CONSTANCE: NOY OU IDIOT
CONSTANCE: I'M ALSO MEAN!!!!!
JASPER: GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JASPER: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CONSTANCE: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAA
CONSTANCE: EHY
CONSTANCE: HEY
CONSTANCE: JASPER
CONSTANCE: APRIL FOLS
JASPER: OHHHHH MYYYY GOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD
JASPER: YOU GOT ME GOING THERE CONSTANCE!!!
CONSTANCE: HAHAHAAHHAAH I KNOW I KNOW
CONSTANCE: I AM THE MASTER
CONSTANCE: YOU SHOULDVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE
JASPER: I'M STILL GONNA DIE THOUGH
CONSTANCE: WHAT
JASPER: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
JASPER: CONSTANCE
JASPER: APRIL FOOLS
CONSTANCE: OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
CONSTANCE: YOU LITTLE DEVIL!!!!
JASPER: HEHEHEHEHEH