eren and mattie dating sim
mattie: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW >W<mattie: YOU'RE SO CUTE
eren: I'M A REAL LIFE DATING SIM
mattie: SDKFJKDSJF SDYES
eren: NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SO CUTE
mattie: (WHAT SHOULD I SAY...)
mattie: >NO YOU
mattie: >YES I AM AREN'T I
eren: KSDFHGKJSDG
mattie: >CAN I TOCUH YOUR BOOBS
eren: MATTIE, IS SOMETHING THE MATTER
mattie: N-NOTHING!!
mattie: (DAMMIT, HOW IS SHE REACTING BEFORE I CHOSE AN OPTION!?)
eren: YOU'RE SWEATING A LITTLE
mattie: I DON'T LIKE THIS DATING SIM ANYMORE
mattie: ITS TOO REAL LIFE
mattie: AND BY REAL LIFE I MEAN SWEAT
eren: D-DATING SIM?!
mattie: ER
mattie: I MEAN
eren: WE'RE ON A DATE!!
mattie: (SAY SOMETHING, FAST!!)
mattie: >OF COURSE WE ARE DEAR, I WAS JOKING! LOL!
mattie: >NO WE'RE NOT NONE OF THIS IS REAL ITS ALL A GAME
mattie: >/RUN OUT THE ROOM
eren: MATTIE??
mattie: ERM
mattie: OF COURSE WE ARE DEAR, I WAS JOKIGN! LOL!
erem: ...
eren: RIGHT........
eren: THAT'S, UH, A GOOD ONE
mattie: YEAH!!
eren: (WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HER...?)
mattie: (EREN RELATIONSHIP +5)
wow someone remembering the 90s on tumblr this has never happened before
eren: oh nooooooooo kids in the future are going to look at shit from the 90’s and be like
eren: HAHA, THIS IS SO OLDTIMEY
eren: AND VINTAGE CLASSIC
mattie: THEY’LL THINK ITS REALLY ELEGANT
eren: SFDGSDFGHDSFKGH YES
mattie: LIKE WE DO WITH OLD FASHIONED PEOPLE
mattie: lmao the 90s
mattie: elegant
eren: THOUGH TO BE FAIR A LOT OF OLD PEOPLE NOW THINK THEIR GENERATION WAS MORE ELEGANT
eren: i know my mom does
eren: she was born in the 50s
mattie: TRUE
mattie: I THINK THAT JUST
mattie: HAPPENS
mattie: WHEN AN ERA BECOMES A LONG TIME AGO
mattie: IT JUST AUTOMATICALLY BECOMES ELEGANT
eren: SFGKDFJSKDFGDFG
eren: I THINK THE 50’S WERE KINDA ELEGANT THOUGH
eren: PEOPLE DRESSED REALLY NICE
mattie: SEE
mattie: ITS HAPPENING
eren: BUT!!!!!
mattie: THE ELEGANCE COMETH
eren: AND THEY WERE MORE MANNERS-FOCUSED!!!
eren: NOWADAYS PEOPLE WEAR SWEATPANTS AND FART ALL OVE RTHE DINNER TABLE OR WHATEVER
mattie: NOBODY IWLL REMEMVER THAT THOUGH
mattie: THJEY’LL REMEMBER THE GOOD BITS
eren: SDFLJGSDFLGJFDLG
mattie: AND OUR CULTURE WILL BE SO DIFFERENT IN SO MANY YEARS
mattie: PEOPLE WILL THINK OF SWEATPANTS AS ELEGANT
eren: THEY’LL SHOW THE LION KING OR SOMETHING AND BE LIEK WOW
eren: SO ELEGANT
mattie: YES
eren: THOUGH I DUNNO THE ART AND WRITING WAS PRETTY GOOD IN THAT MOVIE
eren: OK THEY’LL SHOW
eren: A VERY GOOFY MOVIE
mattie: SDKFKDSJFKJDSF
mattie: JKSFKSDJFKDJSFKJDSFKJSDFKJ
mattie: EREN THAT CROSSED THE LINE
mattie: OH MY GOD
mattie: WHAT EVEN
mattie: WHAT *EVEN*
eren: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN???
mattie: DUDE
mattie: THAT WAS THE GROSSEST IMAGE EVER
mattie: JUST TAKING CHUNKS OF HIS FINE BEHIND AND MAKING COOKIES JUST
mattie: WHAT
eren: LIKE THOSE READYMADE PILLSBURY TUBES
mattie: YOUR IMAGINATION DISTURBS ME SO MUCH
mattie: OH MY GOD
eren: SLICE OFF PERFECT LITTLE DISCS
eren: COOK EM
eren: CONVENIENCE
eren: MODERN AMERICA
mattie: OH Y GOD EREN
eren: THE GIRL’S DAD IS BEATING BIEBS UP
eren: THIS IS SO DARK
mattie: YOU JUST WANT ME TO LISTEN TO IT NOW
eren: I DO
eren: EXCEPT NO THAT’S ALSO ACTUALLY HAPPENING IN THE VIDEO
eren: IT HAS A WHOLE PLOTLINE
mattie: OH MYGOD
eren: BIEBS GOT BEAT
eren: GOT HIS SHIT WRECKED
eren: MOTHERFUCKER ATE FIST
eren: OLD MAN LAID THE SMACKDOWN
eren: OLD FUCKER BROUGHT THE GAME
mattie: JSKDFJSDFKJDSFKSJDFF
eren: BUT BIEB COULDNT KEEP UP NO
eren: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
eren: YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO HELP ME LOOK AT CLOTHES 8)
mattie signed off
i’m so shocked mattie didn’t post this
(eren was preparing to mail packages to a bunch of ebayers.)
eren: lmao this one guy i’m mailing to
eren: his username was like
eren: SEMPAI
eren: and his real name is like
eren: kyle
mattie: SDJFJDSFKSDF
mattie: kyle-sempai
mattie: one of the works we have to do in one of my classes right now
mattie: is working with channels
mattie: but we like procedure names to be a little shortened
mattie: so the teacher made the names “chan” instead of “channel”
mattie: so when you want to delete a channel you use “destroy-chan”
eren: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
mattie: and to create one you use make-chan
eren: THAT’S SO CUTE
